Barbour Publishing's 777 Great Clean Jokes PDF
By Barbour Publishing
Here's a gleaming selection of unsullied humor, perfect for any age and state of affairs. Following within the footsteps of alternative best-selling Barbour shaggy dog story books-such as Noah's favourite Animal Jokes, The World's maximum number of Church Jokes, and Knock, Knock, who is There?-the entries in 777 nice fresh Jokes are labeled via subject and promise hours of enjoyable and laughter for private examining, church actions, and speech or sermon practise.
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103 The farmer’s son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the boy walked all over the neighborhood, retrieving the birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy returned home. ” 104 Tony was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such, they had the right to go wherever they wanted.
Sure,” the man said. ” 229 The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for six months. You started off in the mailroom. Just one week later, you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district sales manager. Just four months later, you were promoted to vice president. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. ” “Thanks,” said the employee. ” the boss replied. ” “Oh, sorry,” the employee said.
He had them do this three times. ” asked the teacher. ” 266 It was Palm Sunday, and Mary’s four-year-old son stayed home from church with his father, because he was sick. When his siblings returned home carrying palm branches, the little boy asked what the branches were for. ” “I can’t believe it,” the boy said. ” 267 A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Edwards had sent to him by an usher. ” 268 A woman and her five-year-old son were headed to McDonald’s. On the way, they passed a car accident.
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