New PDF release: A Multitude Of Monsters (The Ebenezum Trilogy, Book 2)

By Craig Shaw Gardner

ISBN-10: 0441545238

ISBN-13: 9780441545230

I've bought you currently, you wizardly pest, in my abdominal you quickly will leisure! hence spoke Guxx Unfufadoo to the amazing wizard, Ebenezum. the feared rhyming demon had cruelly cursed the mage with a illness of magicks and now he was resolute that the discomfort sorcerer by no means achieve Vushta, town of Forbodden Delights, the place he could discover a cure.

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Brilliant. The Man: Yeah, I was pretty proud of that. Wilmore: I think we have time for one more. Can you stick around? The Man: Let’s do it. Wilmore: Kevin, you’re on with Larry and the Man. Kevin: The Maaaaaaaan. Heeeeeeey, how’s it going? The Man: Good. • 29 • L ARRY WILMORE Kevin: You are awesome, man, awesome. You da maaaaaaaan. The Man: Thank you. Wilmore: We’re almost out of time, what’s your question? Kevin: Okay, uh, I was wondering, uh, okay, sorry, I’m a little nervous. Wilmore: Just relax, he’s not going to bite you.

Do you have a question for the Man? Debbie: Yes. How do you choose the people you’re going to screw? I’ll take the answer off the air. • 27 • L ARRY WILMORE Wilmore: All right. How does the selection process work? The Man: That’s a great question. Sometimes it’s random. Uh, sometimes you’ll get a last-minute notification that someone’s got too much good stuff happening too often. Um, I might request one, though that’s rare. Wilmore: Really? Give me an example of someone you requested. You don’t have to be specific, just give me the circumstances.

Young girlfriend, sports car, hip clothes, the whole works. I was such a pitiful cliché. Wilmore: Unbelievable. I can’t get over how human you are. The Man: Thank you. Wilmore: It’s not a compliment. It’s an observation. I mean, I’ve hated you all my life and it’s very disarming to talk to you like you’re one of the guys. The Man: That’s one of the reasons I wanted to do your show, Larry. To clear up some of the, uh, misconceptions and in some cases lies about who I am. I’m really looking forward to it.

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