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By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish 12 months note: First released in 2010
It's a summer season to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken celebration lady and Bella is a tall, narrow athlete who regularly holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and absorb all that beach Heights, New Jersey, has to supply: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and plenty of tequila.
So a long way, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood megastar in a single day. fortunately, she meets the right man to aid her retain the flames lower than keep watch over. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her variety: huge, tan, and Italian. yet is he difficult adequate to deal with Gia whilst issues rather warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the sunlight. eventually freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one aim in brain: hooking up with a gorgeous gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer season fling. very quickly, she lands a task top "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at an area gymnasium, and is scooped up via Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. simply challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's courting fabric. by surprise, Bella's unsure what she desires.
The cousins quickly discover that for each pal they make at the boardwalk, there also are competitors, slummers, and frenemies who will do whatever to smash their summer—and attempt their courting. ahead of July ends, the bonds of relations and friendship can be stretched to the verge of collapse. Will the haters succeed, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For each person who loves MTV's hit fact convey, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and attractive novel completely captures the warmth, the strength, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi