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By Harry Harrison
During this prequel to the stainless-steel Rat. Slippery Jim is right here a brash 17 12 months outdated who has left his parents' porcuswine farm, making plans to embark on a lifetime of crime. The booklet opens with Jim bungling a financial institution activity in order that he might be arrested and despatched to criminal, the place he plans to benefit the artwork of being a grasp felony. figuring out that the Bishop could be his mentor, Jim units approximately proving himself worthwhile of the master's awareness. He finally has to escape his domestic planet of Bit O' Heaven with the Bishop, yet Garth, the Captain of the send who promised them secure passage, sells them into slavery...
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Perhaps-but it sure is a pleasurable one. About this same time I was faced with a serious problem. How was I to prepare myself for the future? There had to be more to crime than lifting Get-Stuffed bars. Some of the answers I saw clearly. Money was what I wanted. Other people’s money. Money is locked away, so the more I knew about locks the more I would be able to get this money. For the first time in school I buckled down to work. My grades soared so high that my teachers began to feel there might be.
You are dead, you rat, dead. ” His body gave one gigantic heave then went limp. The eyes were closed. Had I killed him? At once I regretted the bad taste of my little joke. No, not dead, passed ‘out, his breathing light and slow. I went to get a towel, soaked it in cold water-then let him have it right in the mush. His scream turned to a gurgle as I stuffed the towel into his mouth. “I’m a generous man, Willy, that’s how lucky you are. ” My whispered words seemed to reassure him because I felt the tremble in his body subside.
I plead guilty to all charges and throw myself on the mercy of this merciless court. He drew in his breath with a shuddering sigh and I decided to ease off a bit before he had a stroke and collapsed; then there would be a mistrial and more time would be wasted. ” I hung my head to hide an unrepressed smile. “But I done wrong and I will have to pay the penalty. “ “Well, that’s more like it, Jimmy. You always were a smart lad and I hate to see all that intelligence going to waste. You will go to Juvenile Correction Hall for a term of not less than-” “Sorry, your honor,” I broke in.
A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born by Harry Harrison